my style rules

I'm not the editor of Vogue but I do think there are certain rules which should be adhered to for good reason. Men should never use fake tan, nor pick up a blow drier or a ceramic hair straightener unless they are on Broadway or they're Johnny Depp playing Willy Wonka or the Mad Hatter. Women should also avoid fake tan and wear things that fit correctly. Tight clothes don't make you look slim, they make you look trashy. I'm also passionately against the Mary-Kate Olsen school of wearing over sized clothes to look thinner. You just look like a damn fool. Plastic high heels are ugly, as are big plastic belts to cinch in a waistline. Adhere to Coco Chanel's advice to take one thing off before you leave the house. No one needs earrings, a necklace, bracelets, a watch, a belt and a hair band all at once for god's sake. White jeans are for Swedish models. Neck tattoos are for Russian prisoners. Leather pants are for Mick Jagger.